Feel free to sample from Singles, New Tunes, Some Stupid With A Flare Gun Live, and Videos.

Singles and Covers
Turn on the radio! Click! Ride Ramona Performed 3 December 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.  Featuring Ed Cunningham on fiddle and backup vocal.
Turn on the radio! Click! Ballpeen In anticipation of the soon-to-be released remastered Ass Ponys collection titled The Okra Years, here's one from Grim, performed live at Top Cat's in Cincinnati, sometime in early 1995.
Turn on the radio! Click! All By Myself Eric Carmen's schlock, made palatable by Ass Ponys.  From the "Under Cedars and Stars" single.
Turn on the radio! Click! Spin Radio Segment Broadcast in January, 1994, Spin Magazine's syndicated radio show featured brief comments and Ass Pony's "Not Since Superman Died" from Grim.

 

New Tunes - Unreleased - Live!
Turn on the radio! Click! Your Nothing Day

This song © 2005, Ass Ponys/Waterhead Music, Inc.  All rights reserved.  Unauthorized copying, broadcast, or distribution strictly prohibited.		 An assponys.org exclusive!  This is the first studio release of an original Ass Ponys tune since Lohio!  This song will be part of the iLove compilation release, so be sure to buy one when it comes out.  Special thanks to DaveMo for this rare treat.  4.2 MB file.
Turn on the radio! Click! Your Nothing Day Performed 12 February 2005 at Southgate House, Newport, Kentucky.  Posted on AP.O on February 15, this song is brand new and is superb.  Bring your Kleenex with you, and remember you heard it here first.  8.2 MB file.
Turn on the radio! Click! Rose of Sharon Performed 18 October 1996 at the Empty Bottle in Chicago.  A great tune about a guy and his kid.
Turn on the radio! Click! Green Performed 12 June 1998 at the Frontier Ranch in Kirkersville, Ohio, during the Greater Columbus Cannabis Campout.  Title is unofficial.
Turn on the radio! Click! That Bluegrass Number Performed 12 June 1998 at the Frontier Ranch in Kirkersville, Ohio, during the Greater Columbus Cannabis Campout.  Title is unofficial. A slightly morphed "Bluegrass" has recently re-entered Ass Ponys' playlist.
Turn on the radio! Click! Nap Is A Goner Performed on 24 July 2003 on the "Studio 89" program recorded and broadcast at WNKU FM.  Strong performance.
Turn on the radio! Click! A Love Supreme Recorded on 21 March 2003 at the Northside Tavern, Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! One That I Adore Performed on 24 October 2003 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.
Turn it on and all the way up! Jupiter Uranus and Beyond Recorded New Year's Eve 2003 at The Cavern in Cincinnati.
RAY DEE OH! RAY DEE OH! Light Is Always On Recorded New Year's Eve 2003 at The Cavern in Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! Half a Million Stars Recorded 10 January 2004 at Northside Tavern, Cincinnati.
LOUDER! At the Rate You Fall Recorded 10 January 2004 at Northside Tavern, Cincinnati.
Kick out the jams! Turn it up! CLICK! Where the Fuck is John Performed 07 February 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! Sidewalk Sale Performed 07 February 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! Baby Bird Legs Performed 07 February 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! Radio Birds Performed 07 February 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.
Turn on the radio! Click! Unknown Title Many accolades shall be piled upon the soul providing the real name of this new tune, performed 3 December 2004 at Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati.  My guess: "Switching to Autoglide."

 

Current Spotlight: Some Stupid With a Flare Gun Live!
Ass Ponys' critically acclaimed 2000 classic, less three songs, all for you, all live.
Turn on the radio! Click! Pretty As You Please Performed 12 June 1998 at the Frontier Ranch, Kirkersville, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! Astronaut Performed 26 January 2001 at the Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! Fighter Pilot Performed 9 August 2002 at Mad Frog, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! Love Tractor Performed 5 May 2000 at the Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Spread the disease! Play these tunes to your friends! Your Amazing life Performed 26 August 2000 at the Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Turn it on and all the way up! Sidewinder Performed 20 July 2002 at the Beachland Tavern, Cleveland, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! Swallow You Down Performed 5 May 2000 at the Barrelhouse Brewing Company, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! X-Tra Nipple Performed 9 August 2002 at Mad Frog, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Turn on the radio! Click! Magnus Sorry, no live performance available yet.
Turn on the radio! Click! Casper's Coming Home Sorry, no live performance available yet.
Turn on the radio! Click! Kitten Performed 21 June 1996 at Double Door, Chicago, Illinois.
Turn on the radio! Click! Between the Trees Sorry, no live performance available yet.

 

Videos  (Windows Media Player required.  Download here: PC  Mac)
Shit! Ya can't watch videos on radio! Click anyway!
 		 Little Bastard
Broadband (12.3MB)
Dial-up (2.9MB)		 The classic 1995 video supporting Electric Rock Music. To save on your harddrive, right click your mouse and click on "Save Target Ass."
Waddya think this is, a TV!? Click it anyway!
 		 Earth to Grandma
Broadband (13.5MB)
Dial-up (3.1MB)		 Another ERM  gem with some great animation.  Both "Little Bastard" and this one were on regular rotation on MTV.


 

Things Change

The sound files here will change from time to time so check back often.   See?  Change can be good.

All songs are © by Ass Ponys and are used here with permission.  Feel free to download and share these tunes and spread the disease, but if we find out you're selling any of them, we'll send a loose-bowelled monkey out to stain all of your corduroys.  No kiddin'.

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